10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel