10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.