10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer