10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave