10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fish don't eat Nutz!