10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain