10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.