10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.