10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "No river, no fish."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.