10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Welcome to kicker school
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.