10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."