10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.