10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon