10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword