10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.