10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..