10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."