10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• in the poker game of life women are the rake