10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.