10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Fold and live to fold again
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.