10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'