10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier