10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.