10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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