10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die