10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Welcome to kicker school
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.