10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "No river, no fish."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth