10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.