10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• It's Free To Fold...
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22