10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.