10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus