10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.