10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio