10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!