10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"