10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword