10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."