10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- It's Free To Fold...
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack