10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim