10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear