10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright