10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."