10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!