10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."