10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!