10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is for loners.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves