10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom