10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22