10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.