10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth